The Michelle Show

Posted on May 25, 2005. 0 comments

What are the chances that someone could accidently toss their last pair of clean running shorts crotch first into a cup of coffee? I'd say mighty high when you're the star of the Michelle Show.
I have no shame. I used the blow dryer to dry the crotch of my last pair of wearable running shorts. I smelled like day old crusty coffee at the gym and do you know why? As a public service. Exercise helps prevent me from unleashing my PMS-induced Inner Sea Harpy on the world. You should give thanks.
I will continue to blog about these small events that happen in my life because I care about you, the readers, and your daily dose of amusment at the dumb things I do.
I have this good friend, I'll call her Boberta. She has a visitor who we'll call Ms. Out-of-town Mademoiselle, or Mom for short. My dear friends, Boberta has quite a yarn collection. Why she even has yarn stowed in a 10 gallon trash can! It turns out she had an old overflow of ye olde stash and was trying to prevent the pain it would inflict on dear old Mom. So I offered up my place as a stash containment site. Little did she know the hilarity that would ensue. Documented pictures may be viewed here, here, here, here, and here.
Dear Boberta,
I am taking good care of your stash. Baxter says it smells good. I hope you're having a good visit with your Mom!
Kindest Regards,
Any similarities to real life people or events are merely coincidental. No yarn was harmed during the shooting of these photos.

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