California is a Wild, Untamed Foreign Country

Posted on Aug 18, 2005. 0 comments

And I'm not talking about people, folks. Although I'm pretty sure where I'm from* people consider California akin to Sodom and Gomorrah. Myself and the all the other pillars of salt of the community are driving gas guzzling SUVs and talking on Cell Phones at the Gym daily, trying to combat these evil stereotypes.
*the Land of refering to James Carville as Serpent-Head Carville, or the ability to use "Serpent Head" in any sentence.
Anyhoo, on to the Wild Wild Animals. They don't live in zoos. My guess is, they are too busy trying to get "discovered" in Hollywood.
There are crazed Monkey attacks, Tigers wandering around cities, Mountain Lion attacks, Caymans living in lakes, and Dead-Dead Possoms.
And today in my Fickle Compound, Reptillian Sightings. I can only hope this one lives solely off of ants.
I decided to keep James as a pet as a reminder of my roots.

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