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Posted on Oct 12, 2005. 0 comments

I'd like to personally thank the Mung Bean for last night's pain induced insomnia. They look innocuous but don't be fooled. Even when ground into flour and made into innocent seeming noodle form do they have the ability to cause Gallbladder spasms. Thank you, Mr. Mung Bean for reminding me why I am having Surgery in 20 days.
I'd also like to make a special shout out to the Husband for letting me know that I do not look like Charlize Theron at 8:20 in the morning.
Speaking of Husbands this seems like an opportune time to bring up the Video Game Machine.
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Dear Video Game Unit,
I know you have paid your dues as a Cat bed, a Cat Vomit Recepticle, a Door Stop, An Eyesore, and a Conversation Non Starter over the past 10 years. I know at one time you did in fact function as a working Video Game. But these past 10 years (5 of which I've had the displeasure of watching you sit there with your beeps and bloops silenced by a wonky wire or two) have shown me that you must do one of the following or meet your maker:
1. Begin working to avoid being put out on the street by hired henchmen.
2. Get ready for resale.
3. Meet your demise in an "accident."
4. Become reconfigured for Yarn Storage.
You have 6 months to meet one of these criteria or will meet your fate as decided by the irate Wifey.
Signed,
Not Charlize Theron

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