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Surgery Hurts Ya'll!

Posted on Nov 03, 2005. 0 comments

Who knew? I was so focused on the surgery itself I didn't give much thought to how I was going to feel afterwards. I am starting to feel more myself again, evidenced by how many handknit items I'm wearing.
Day Zero: Uptown Boot Socks plus Happy Pills = Ok day with embarrassing pictures of abdominal surgery posted on the internet. See previous reference to so called "Happy Pills."
Day One: No knit items worn, plus tylenol instead of Happy Pills and Belly pumped full of air (that air has to come out somehow, know what I'm saying?) equals very grumpy Her Fickleness. Also equals very limited sleep and much annoyance for the resident Cabana Boy Husband. Times the Husband was inconvenienced with ridiculous requests is inversely proportional to number of knit items worn by surgery patient.
Day Two: Knit items inventory consists of Fleece Artist Socks and Ene's Scarf. Improvements noted, and Expected visit from Roberta* with Post Surgery gift.
*Dear Roberta, I am sorry to say I can not wear a bra. It hurts me as much as it hurts you, believe me.

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