Like Sands Through an Hour Glass

Posted on Jan 19, 2006. 0 comments

Today must be my day. I finished reading my paper, got my equipment to work (if only briefly) and got past the devilish twist on the Twist Front Top. AND it was basically the right length. The next problem with the pattern is...the pattern! The arm/neck decreases are supposed to be done separate, but why give decrease numbers based on them together? And those are still wrong.
But I've got a game plan. I'll just decrease one stitch on each side of the arm and neck and make it work despite the wonky instructions.
I check my site counter whenever it strikes me and most recently I noticed the most amusing referral address from Comcast email. To the person reading my blog from their comcast email, thank you for categorizing me as one of the "knitting bitches," I can only hope you meant it in the most complimentary way : )
Speaking of amusement, Robin posted a cute trivia generator on her blog. For me? Not so cute

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Fickleknitter!

  1. The colour of fickleknitter is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
  2. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as fickleknitter.
  3. Neil Armstrong first stepped on fickleknitter with his left foot.
  4. India tested its first nuclear fickleknitter in 1974.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have fickleknitter for the rest of the day.
  6. Fickleknitter can sleep for three and a half years!
  7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of fickleknitter!
  8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from fickleknitter.
  9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be fickleknitter.
  10. Fickleknitter can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
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I am a 500 ton, spicy, Pinocchio material that can cause a bad case of wrong side of the beditis. And, I can sleep for 3.5 years (hence the beditis). Not too many bitchy knitters I know can make these claims.
Have a fantastic weekend!

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