I could smack myself

Posted on Jul 31, 2006. 0 comments

I don't know why I thought it would be a good idea to attend a 4 hour concert sitting on the lawn in the Irvine Meadows Verizon Ampitheater. If I could go back 2 months and smack myself a few times for assuming it was a good idea I would.
Pouring myself into my Neil Young Tie-die T Shirt
Listening to "Ohio" and "Keep on Rocking in the Free World" while doing the pregnant walk of I-just-can't-take-it-anymore shame to the car.
Walking up the only hill in Orange County, roughly equivalent to Lombard Street in grade and ascent.
Oversold Venue.
Wafting "Smoke."
Drunken Frat Boys.
Drinking one bottle of water, and one 32 ounce Lemonade in a half an hour.
Lawn so crowded it was difficult to make it to the facilities.
Teenaged cellphone chattering boopyheads cutting in front of the poor, stupid pregnant lady in the bathroom.
Feeling like I've been hit by a semi due to sitting on the ground for so long.
Being attacked by a vicious 1/8 inch diameter spider in the car.
And the gift that keeps on giving...
A tick crawling on my person in the ungodly time before 7am this morning. Ticks and Spiders make poor, stupid pregnant women hysterical. And not in the haha sense. Keep on rocking out, yo. Unless you're five months pregnant. Then do society a favor and stay home.

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