Major Dumbass to Ground Control

Posted on Aug 25, 2006. 0 comments

Public Service Announcement
The previous picture will probably lead you to believe you are looking at your average, run of the mill pregnant person. I think there's a slim chance that eating cereal out of a dirty bowl, hobbling around because of severe leg cramps, and general dumbassery is perfectly average for 24.5 weeks of pregnancy. I can't really say. But for the love of all that is holy if you fill the dishwasher with dirty dishes TURN IT ON, so feeble minded pregnant wives won't eat breakfast out of a dirty bowl when shoveling the food in at 10 miles per hour. And since we're talking in hypotheticals if you (or any loved ones) have been taking "bites" of my food, eating my food, looking at my food, or contemplating eating my food, you might want to stop if you want to live.
Where's Waldo?
While I weep softly in the corner over the loss of the waistline I had in the previous picture, I challenge you to find
the third laparo scar (on the left) in my most recent belly pic. Hint: It's right over my hip bone. That's a lot of stretching my friend.
Always the Optimist
I started the Greek Pullover sweater found in the Fall 2005 issue of Interweave Knits. I am knitting it in my prepregnancy size, excepting the bottom edging which I will add after the rest of the sweater is finished. Yes I have deluded myself into thinking I can wear this sweater now if I add extra length. Really, someone should stage an intervention. I believe this gross misinterpretation of events was caused by consumption of food out of dirty dishes, too many m&ms, and lack of sleep. I finally finished the Gedifra socks, and bravely used the three needle bind off method for grafting the toes. I would not suggest this method of grafting for a plied sock yarn, if you are pregnant, or may become pregnant. Side effects include headache, blurred vision, and a propensity for rampant idiocy.

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