Ask Dr. Fickle

Posted on Sep 28, 2007. 6 comments

A place where a Faux Doctor responds to search engine queries after the fact.
circus performers secrets of getting in shape.
1. Try my patented 10 day diet consisting of marshmallow fluff, circus peanuts, and popcorn.
2. Take exercise. Ride undersized tricycle through obstacle courses twice a week, and running through the lion cage with big floppy clown shoes during meal times.
3. When fitness improves, juggle marshmallow fluff, circus peanuts, and popcorn while riding tricycle through lion cage during meal time. Extra points for floppy shoe mastery.
spanking husbands
Only if they've eaten the rest of your leftover chinese food without asking.
i may about 2 weeks pregnat and i have brake out on my back is this normal?
I'm wondering how you wrangled the brakes out of your car and ended up with them on your back all while two weeks pregnat. You should probably seek out a professional for your pregnatcy.
shadrack meshack & abendigo song
(To the tune of My poor Meatball)
I had three goldfish all covered with ick.
I named them Shadrack, Meshack and Abendigo
And then I wondered when they got sick.
save a artline tester up your ass
Do you really want to save it after it's been up there?
shadrack meshack and abendigo pictures
Believe me, you do not want pictures.
peter murphy tights
The only person who is cool enough to wear Peter Murphy tights are Peter Murphy himself, and possibly David Bowie.
how do you make a homemade butt braw?
I'm not sure. But maybe you should consider a career with the Circus.
you got more acne on your face than edward james olmos
I'd say it has worked for EJO. He's found himself immortality with his latest Battlestar Galactica role (and perhaps a page or too in slash fic), married a woman younger than Dr. Fickle, and directed and stared in numerous films. What you should really be asking is, how can I be acne on EJO's hallowed face?
Dr. Fickle reminds you that all medical advice is strictly for comedic effect and has no bearing on reality. No medical advice is given or conferred. If you experience hives, unexplained nausea or vomiting please consult a real medical professional. Thank you, please drive through.


  • Posted by monica on Oct 01, 2007

    Now I have a vision of Peter Murphy in tights juggling at the circus while running away from lions and digging brakes out of his back.

  • Posted by Michelle on Sep 30, 2007

    Too much smog and coffee apparently.

  • Posted by Husband on Sep 30, 2007

    What’s weird is who left the “spanking husbands” comment.
    Uhh, I mean, “Who left the ‘spanking husbands’ comment?” Sicko.

  • Posted by Carrie K on Sep 29, 2007

    What are those, google searches? Frightening.

  • Posted by Michelle on Sep 29, 2007

    Yeah, weird isn’t it?

  • Posted by Annie on Sep 30, 2007

    What the fuck have you been smoking?!

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