How to Best Serve Humans

Posted on Dec 12, 2007. 7 comments

Dudes, My Mom seems totally unaware that these giants EAT PEOPLE.
Look at the face he made when Mama wasn't looking! He growled at me (although that may have been his 10 foot stomach). And then he licked his lips. I swear.
Next one of the hungry beasts had the audacity to nibble my hat while Mama made silly faces at the picture taking device (again).
Those with tender sensibilities best avoid the following pictures, it got really necky and crowded in the enclosure very quickly.
Finally Mama decided to tell me after my terrifying ordeal that Giraffes don't eat babies.
But I have my doubts.


  • Posted by La on Dec 14, 2007

    I just LOVE the look on the face of the closest giraffe in the last photo! Looks like he ate something not to his liking.

  • Posted by Heidi on Dec 22, 2007

    beautiful pictures michelle!

  • Posted by Carrie K on Dec 12, 2007

    Terrifying! The things you endure, Maya.
    Those are some pretty fabulous giraffe/Mayan pictures though.

  • Posted by Jennifer on Dec 12, 2007

    Nope, HIPPOS eat babies. Don’t you remember that game “hungry hungry hippos”?
    You give me hope that there could be life after childbirth.

  • Posted by anmiryam on Dec 12, 2007

    Maya, good job keeping your Mom informed about the dangers of visiting zoos. I’m pretty sure she’s not trying to get rid of you, so I hope next time she won’t take you near any baby eating beasts.

  • Posted by Jenn on Dec 12, 2007

    Those are some seriously cool giraffes.

  • Posted by Lori on Dec 12, 2007

    Those are some seriously cool photos of the seriously cool giraffes! Glad to see you made it to the zoo! Wow! They are tall…

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