Slapdash Unpremeditated post

Posted on Dec 03, 2008. 5 comments

Justification of the Day:
I've been wearing a jacket all day with dried sweet potato splatter covering a good portion of the fabric. My claim is that since the blast zone is on the inside of the jacket it is totally wearable.
I also wait to do laundry until I have no choice but to wear dress clothes in inappropriate situations. You should have seen the stares when I wore my wedding gown to play group. What?!
Favorite Conversation of the Morning:
Maya: CHEESE!!!1!
Me: Go sit down and you may have a piece of cheese.
[Maya sits down at the table and eats cheese]
Maya: CHEESE!!1!!!
Maya: CHEESE!!!!!!!1
Maya: ICE CREAM!!!11!
Maya: PIZZA!!1!!
Maya: PIZZA!!!
Me: I am a paragon of healthy eating.
Maya: CHEESE!!CHEESE!!111111111111CHEESE!!
Least Favorite Email:
You know how when you're in a social situation and someone asks for your phone number and rather than tell them no you write down another number that doesn't belong to you instead? The same goes for email. I have an email with my first and last name with a major email that rhymes with "oogle." And some person or persons have been giving out my email en masse to every establishment and poor schmuck they trip across on the world wide webs. Stop the senseless handing out of phony emails please. I'm thinking of making an auto reply message with really embarrassing cringe worthy over-sharing personal information in response to all these emails.
I'm sorry! I, Ms. Common First and Last Name can't respond to your email because I'm busy seeking treatment for my mortifying medical condition which is sometimes spread in a biblical way. Have a great Day!
Knit project I'm procrastinating on (of the day):
Chain stitch embroidery is about as fun as passing out fake emails.
Newly cast on design:
Because weaving in 1,001 ends is so much more fun than chain stitch embroidery.
Now if you'll excuse me I have some embarrassing medical conditions to research.


  • Posted by AlisonH on Dec 04, 2008

    Ouch. I’m sorry. And laughing, oh goodness, especially at Andria’s last line (any mom of a small kid would get why).

  • Posted by Carrie K on Dec 05, 2008

    Your daughter and I have terrifyingly similar tastes.
    I think I’d drop off the jacket at the dry cleaners. Inside? Ewwwwww..
    Someone totally needs to set up an email address for those kind of social situations. That could be perfect. Like those calls that do the “I’m not there because [fill in blank]” thing?

  • Posted by La on Dec 05, 2008

    Okay, so if I can no longer hand out YOUR email, how’s about I hand out Andria’s?

  • Posted by Wendy on Dec 03, 2008

    Sounds good, although you need to add this:
    “P.S. You should maybe get tested. Okay, laters!”
    Cheese, ice cream, pizza…mmmm…adopt me!

  • Posted by Andria on Dec 03, 2008

    Next time I come over, I’m not hanging out with you – I’m just going to sit and gorge on dairy products with your kid. She rules.

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